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Stephanie: 27, wife, mom, roller derby, trained bartender without a bar. Mexican, LOTR, Daria, The Little Mermaid, Disneyland, The Golden Girls, various shows found on Netflix, funny things, unfunny things. Video games, mostly Legend of Zelda or World of Warcraft. Under 18 please...go away.







The queue is all day.. just so you know and not think I'm on ALL the time.






Maybe I am.
Maybe I'm not.






Come be my friend.


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nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK




fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER






Black beans…as a hamburger patty…

Yey…ney? 

How? ok?




psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name





esseekay:

thereare4sharks:

bettycockroach:

WHAT DO U DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS

LIKE UR GIRL IS IN MID-AIR, AND SHE SHITS IN THE VICINITY OF WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HER

DO YOU CATCH HER OR DO U RUN FOR YOU LIFE????

EVERY PART OF MY ENTIRE BODY SAYS YOU LET HER FALL AND RUN AWAY BECAUSE PINK EYE SICKNESS AND GROSSNESS

Gawd but the nice person in me is like, you catch her. Damn man. 

Snopes says it’s photoshopped but damn.

Oh thank the lord. 



zeldadad:

Finally unlocked Ganny-boi today

Whatever, man. No one cares. 





bettycockroach:

WHAT DO U DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS

LIKE UR GIRL IS IN MID-AIR, AND SHE SHITS IN THE VICINITY OF WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HER

DO YOU CATCH HER OR DO U RUN FOR YOU LIFE????

EVERY PART OF MY ENTIRE BODY SAYS YOU LET HER FALL AND RUN AWAY BECAUSE PINK EYE SICKNESS AND GROSSNESS

Gawd but the nice person in me is like, you catch her. Damn man. 





colinodonorgasm:

Killian Jones + Disney’s Captain Hook parallels (part 1)


This kid hasn’t met a food she doesn’t like.